How to write consistently boring scientific literature
Sand-Jensen, Kaj
OIKOS 116 (5): 723-727 MAY 2007

Although scientists typically insist that their research is very 
exciting and adventurous when they talk to laymen and prospective 
students, the allure of this enthusiasm is too often lost in the 
predictable, stilted structure and language of their scientific 
publications. Presented here, a top-10 list of recommendations for 
how to write consistently boring scientific publications. Also discussed 
are how and why we could make these contributions more accessible and exciting.

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